hi! so i recently reached 1k followers and i’m super happy about it! to celebrate, i though i would make a few masterposts for y’all. I might make a tumblr-related one later, too. anyways, i hope you like this one, and all of the links open in new tabs!
how to draw…
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
SAME, MY MOM’S BRAZILIAN AND SHE WAS TEACHING ME PORTUGUESE BECAUSE THAT’S APART OF MY CULTURE BEING PART BRAZILIAN BUT THEN THE BITCHES AT MY PRESCHOOL SAID THEY’D HOLD ME BACK IF I DIDN’T STOP SPEAKING A MIX OF PORTUGUESE. I WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE OPEN LA PORTA AND FESHA THE DOOR AND I’D BE POINTING AT IT THESE PEOPLE WERE IDIOTS AND NOW I CAN’T SPEAK PORTUGUESE AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HALF OF MY FAMILY BECAUSE OF WHAT THOSE CUNTS DID TO ME HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?!!?!
A dragon adopt base I drew for a site I’m on. They’re going to be commission adopts. If anyone on here wants a dragon, I’ll do a custom one for $1.00 since they’re adopts.
In honor of the registration window, I’m doing a giveaway! Yes, it’s ANOTHER new user giveaway. Deal with it.
I’m also putting this giveaway on the FR forums, and if you entered there, you’re already on the list! Go you!
- There will be two categories with three prizes each. Everyone…
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[WARLOCK CLASS] ”Warlocks have long studied the Traveler, mastering some of its arcane energies. Its true purpose remains a great mystery, but discovering truth has always driven you into the unknown. Now, our enemies are the only thing that stands between you and the lost wonders of our Golden Age.”
THE CRIMSON MOON IS ARRIVING GET READY MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS (inimnotgonnabehereforitfuckmygoddamnlife)
Just in case you forgot to file your taxes… a grim reminder…
Oh my god I’ve only seen one of these in my lifetime :0
[HUNTER CLASS] ”Hunters once prowled the wilderness and wastelands, taking big risks for even bigger rewards. You’re no outlaw – at least not any more – but making your own luck has always meant bending the rules. Your unique brand of daring and ingenuity is needed now more than ever.”
[TITAN CLASS] ”The first Titans built the Wall, and gave their lives to defend it. Now, you stand in the same high place, steadfast and sure, protecting all who shelter in your shadow. You hail from a long line of heroes, forged from strength and sacrifice. Our enemies may be deadly and merciless, but so are you.”