spicyshimmy:

the reason “eat my entire ass” is a meme for hawke and not for the warden is because if the warden said it, zevran would appear out of nowhere, whip out a fork, and be like “i shall now oblige your delicious request”

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

ageofdragon:

Aw, Bioware changed the Dwarf Mage description from their Inquisitor descriptions from—

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I assume because too many people thought they could be Dwarven Mages in Inquisition, which you can’t :( but I thought is was a clever (if misleading) way to say you can’t.

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now it’s just Impossible.

but do u remember

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when this happened

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No.

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bioware taking no shit about dwarven mages

amanda-the-human:

fuckin guards, always all up in my bizzness, get a life yo

I like dragons

amanda-the-human:

fuckin guards, always all up in my bizzness, get a life yo

I like dragons

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

kurlozkitten:

Hello my beautiful followers!

I come to you in need of help yet again.

I am going to be moving soon ish into an apartment with my dear friend Addy aka tumblr user Solluxbutt

The Problem:

I need some to sub-lease my apartment until December. It’s hard to find someone to…

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

solluxbutt:

Hello friends!

Now that I have internet again I can make this post. Near the end of September I will be making a journey to the wonderful land of Ohio to visit my girlfriend Chloe (tumblr user mariruse) for her birthday. I am needing some help paying for maintenance on my car.

I…

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: So a lot of people wanna complain about how all the LI aren’t/should be “Playersexual”. Well where’s my “bromance”! I wanna kickass friend who has my character’s back an can goof around with etc and not be romantic at all!

Agreed, I have a male dalish elf and I tried to be BFFs with Moriggan but then she tried to get into my pants soo…

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: So a lot of people wanna complain about how all the LI aren’t/should be “Playersexual”. Well where’s my “bromance”! I wanna kickass friend who has my character’s back an can goof around with etc and not be romantic at all!

Agreed, I have a male dalish elf and I tried to be BFFs with Moriggan but then she tried to get into my pants soo…

doriianpavus:

  • tal-vashoth mothers, watching their vashoth children grow taller and stronger, helping them braid their hair past their horns and telling them they could wrestle a bronto
  • tal-vashoth children learning how to handle bows and swords and daggers at an early age, having makeshift belts/sheaths…
amanda-the-human:

She is slowly getting there….

amanda-the-human:

She is slowly getting there….